Well, I just discovered that 1 + 1 = 0. or 2. or even 3.

...All those times they told us that it can ONLY equal 2, that was a lie. IT CAN ACTUALLY TURN INTO ZERO. OR THREE.

(But apparently, to prevent that truth (Those conspiracists)  decided to stop the thing that makes it true.)

..and apparently, IT'S NOT GOOD TO BE DIFFERENT. Everyone says, being different is good, that the world needs different people.

But if you are to try and get a job, or go into a university, then you need to be bright, social, postive, cheerful, and all of those other happy things. You also need to be both smart and physically active.
...
THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T BE DIFFERNT, THOSE B&(!@*#(

So that means I CAN'T BE MYSELF. THOSE LIARS.

And I had my very first attempt at skateboarding today.

And *FAILED*

During the small time that Rein-chan (Sydney) and her wife were fighting (over me. Or rather, I caused it. Because I AM THE DEVIL. FEAR ME, MINIONS.),

I TRIED TO SKATEBOARD. I got on, pushed, and then immediately fell over. And that went on for about an hour, before I decided to give up and rollerblade.

...However, that plan went down the drain.

Sort of.

My rollerblades were on, and then I got attacked by my sister and her friend. They wanted me to play Marco Polo with them.

...Play Marco Polo with them while wearing rollerblades.

Be IT in a-game-where-I-shall-be-blindfolded while walking around on wheels across a large area of grass, cars, and other things that WILL hurt me.

I ended up hitting two cars, tripping over several of those raised border things, and then ended up scraping my knee thrice. 

P.S. I'M A BAD KUMA NOW! I'VE COMITTED ADULTRY WITH REIN-CHAN!

I'm kinda new to LJ and this is the first community that I've ever joined. I apologize for the blunders that I make now and in the future. So, I can be found around Fanfiction.net (awesome website!) writing new chapters for my stories and reviewing under the penname: Frog-Wallet. Here's one of my oneshots that I've made for those who are interested. Feedback (especially constructive criticism) is appreciated. Enjoy! Hope the characters aren't too OOC.

Title: His Healing Angel
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Summary: He destroyed an Anbu squad and was bleeding profusely as a result. Thus, he allowed the snow to consume his entire being. On a mission to find the missing Anbu, she found him and healed his body and heart. 'I reached for you and you reached for me; you taught me how wonderful it is to feel again.'